Eddie B 11:31 Thu Jan 24
Alex Salmond arrested
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Don't know what for. Probably for being a bitter fat Scotch twat.
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Chigwell
5:44 Sun Jan 27
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Good point bruuuno. Just one thing though: did the owners of said vaginas consent to your attempts? If they did, why did you not succeed? If they didn't, better change your user name and/or get on a flight to Georgia.
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Mex Martillo
8:40 Sat Jan 26
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I agree Swindon, proper cunts
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swindon hammer
8:19 Sat Jan 26
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This is all the fault of the English.
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Mex Martillo
8:15 Sat Jan 26
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Bruuuno, if you were you with ladies that were interested in their vagina being penetrated by your penis you will be alright.
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bruuuno
8:01 Sat Jan 26
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Chigwell 3:17 Sat Jan 26 Re: Alex Salmond arrested Alfs:. Attempted rape is attempting to penetrate (vagina, mouth, anus) with the penis.
Im fucked then, I spent half my teenage years trying (and failing) to penetrate a vagina with my penis.
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bruuuno
7:57 Sat Jan 26
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Just out of curiosity 8 why do you hate Salmond so much?
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jakehammer
6:53 Sat Jan 26
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slimy.
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jakehammer
6:52 Sat Jan 26
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I've always thought that salmond is a limy, smug cunt with a face that needs a good slapping. and now he's shown to be (alledgedly) a fucking wrong un to boot.
if he ends up in jail, lets hope the whinging bastard gets gang raped daily.
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After8
6:47 Sat Jan 26
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There are few people I despise more in life than Alex Fucking Salmond. It was such a highlight of my life to see that utter cunt having to resign as first minister.
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Mex Martillo
3:41 Sat Jan 26
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He’s a very good intelligent debater, who could run rings around most politicians, but there was always something smarmy about him that I did not like or trust.
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Chigwell
3:17 Sat Jan 26
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Alfs:. Attempted rape is attempting to penetrate (vagina, mouth, anus) with the penis. An attempt in criminal law is something that goes beyond mere preparation. That's easy enough to understand, but proving attempted rape is very difficult and even if Salmond is convicted of something, I doubt it will be attempted rape.
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Mike Oxsaw
12:25 Sat Jan 26
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Spandex Sidney 10:27 Thu Jan 24
Fuck me! A politician of principle and a pervert Absolute societal BOGOF.
Pickled will be in raptures.
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normannomates
4:58 Sat Jan 26
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Teddyboy..Cyril and Leon saved by the grim reaper...this weapon?
hopefully served up on a platter
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normannomates
4:33 Sat Jan 26
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SNP should be fucked off from the Parliament they want no part of and let em get on with it...see how long they last..
same for that Green party lunatic.
.give em a yid shirt with their name on the back and send on their way with a patronising pat on the back
spoon stirring wrong uns
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sanfrancis-co-uk
5:34 Fri Jan 25
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Mr Kenzo 12:01 Thu Jan 24 Re: Alex Salmond arrested For going down on Susan Boyle like a Parched Spaniel?
Parched Spaniel!
AG
I'm nicking that.
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HairyHammer
4:05 Fri Jan 25
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He always looks smug about something does Alex, but that does not make him Mr Rape.
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Johnson
2:37 Fri Jan 25
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Hopefully it’s noncing too, fat Jock cunt.
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Alfs
2:30 Fri Jan 25
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What exactly is 'attempted' rape? I've googled it and am still none the wiser.
The bird successfully fought him off as he tried to penetrate her? He ripped her panties off, forced her down but then found he couldn't get it up? I'm confused.
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Spandex Sidney
10:27 Thu Jan 24
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Dirty sweaty sex pest.
2 counts of attempted rape 9 counts of sexual assault 2 counts of indecent assault 1 count of breach of the peace
That's Milhouse levels of wrong'un. Hope he gets off the breach of the peace.
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happygilmore
10:04 Thu Jan 24
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You're such an ignorant cunt Eddie B
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lowermarshhammer
10:03 Thu Jan 24
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Mc Wrong Un
Hopefully he gets an English judge, that would be funny.
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